“Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.” Groucho Marx
What better way to commemorate the one hundredth Art Quote of the Day than with a real artist of comedy?!